So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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