Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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