just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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