I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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