Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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