In the future we'll all be gay
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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