I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
you told grandpa to call you daddy
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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