the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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