Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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