And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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