Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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