Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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