Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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