is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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