It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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