You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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