Me too!
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
it's like heaven, but drunker
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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