My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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