Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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