I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
you traded sex for a burrito?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Randomize
