Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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