I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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