The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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