I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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