You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
