Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Randomize
