I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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