The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize