so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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