OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
ugly people sure do ruin things
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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