Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
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