Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Congratulations! We have a period
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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