Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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