I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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