The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She is in my trunk
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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