She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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