please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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