do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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