ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Can Purell be used as lube?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
