I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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