butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
North Korea, Best Korea!
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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