awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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