U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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