Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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