dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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