I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Just took my morning after pill in the library
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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