Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
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