I'm laying in your front yard are you home
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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