how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Soap is not a condiment
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I just want to make out with him forever
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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