He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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