Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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