wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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