The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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