I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize